It’s clear these dudes are in a doom metal band called Acid Hammer or Orphanage Arson or something like that. Dudes in metal bands love cupcakes, too.
If you’re gonna scream, scream with me.
Cupcakes are helluva drug.
You can tell that when this Dude saw that Cupcake he cried out “Myyyy Preciousssssssssssssssss!”
I did not know that cupcakes were available at fast-food joints.
Life, Cupcakes, the Universe, and Everything.
Something wicked this way comes.
Don’t look so dramatic. You should be able to finish that wee cupcake in a single bite.
Cuh-cuh-cuh Cupcake Face cuh-cuh Cupcake Face.